RACCOON ANAL

(for laughs)

A lonely evening with the stars 

Thoughts of past and future loom

I hear a clammer in the dark

And go search by light of moon...

Then there upon the ground,

Too sudden and too soon,

I shudder at the sight, of

a couple of raccoons.

Black, and white slapping about 

like Fred Astaire's shoes

Black, the night hides the deed 

The raccoon devil gets his dues 

For these two raccoons are acting, 

in the most unchristian act 

It seems that one raccoon has crawled upon the other raccoon’s back

And since the moon is shining bright  

I see these things that shan't be told an'

That the one raccoon was pounding out the other raccoon’s colon.

Raccoon anal, raccoon anal 

Wasn't that one of Aesop's fables?

Tails dropping flopping slopping

raccoon Anal on the table

Raccoon anal raccoon anal 

Not in the woods like a cabin or a lodge

But a couple of savage raccoons 

Shag in a backpack in the garage

Raccoon anal, raccoon anal

Twas I who watched it happen,

Smashin crashin thrashin gerbil 

ferret squirrel ass lookin 

ass grabbin scrappy 

trash baggin

sack of ass 

Raccoon anal

deep ass smashin

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You best believe that I speak true—

Before long watch raccoon anal

catch your eye—

And then catch you.